Friday, November 30, 2012

The Christian Bro Code [in King James English!]


The "Bro Code" is one of those unwritten sets of laws chiseled into the hearts of men everywhere. While many have attempted to write it down, there is no authoritative canon of the Bro Code, and it remains as hard to grasp as oil and wind. As the Apostle Paul attempted to "take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ," so I am attempting to take the Bro Code and make it obedient to Christ. (2 Cor. 10:5)

I found this to be necessary after thumbing through The Bro Code by Barney Stinson, the reprehensible fictional character on How I Met Your Mother. (For a related post on How I Met Your Mother, read here.) There is definitely a code that exists among Christian "bros," but it is not Barney Stinson's amoral version of it. The goal here is to discover what principles already exist on Christian bros.

Below are a few articles that my students and I came up with toward a definitive Christian Bro Code:
  1. Bros before harlots. Thou shalt hold thine bro accountable to only courting righteous ladies. (Leviticus 21:14, KJV)
  2. Replace thine bro's toilet paper if thou uses the last square. (Matthew 7:12)
  3. Never covet thine bro's lady. (Exodus 20:17)
  4. Reverse dibs: When two bros doth see a righteous Christian lady that they both would like to court, the righteous bro will concede to the other. (Matthew 19:30) 
    • [Addendum: The second bro is under no obligation to then insist on a second reverse-dibs. The matter is finished.]
  5. A proper Christian wingman's job is to help his bro cleave to a Proverbs 31 woman. (Proverbs 31:10ff)
  6. Thou shalt not sit in an empty pew space next to another bro unless thou can sit in a relaxed disposition without touching thine brother's shoulders or thighs.
    • [Addendum: This article may be abrogated during Easter and Christmas services with large numbers of visitors.]
  7. Definition: "bropologetics" (broh-pol-uh-jet-iks) -- defending one's bro against attack, disbelief, or offense. (1 Samuel 19:4)
  8. Bros do not share hymnals, but bros may share Bibles as long as their hands do not touch.
  9. Thou shalt only date ladies of such modesty that they will not cause thine fellow bros to lust in thine hearts. (1 Tim. 2:9; Col. 3:5; Matt. 5:28)
  10. Thou shalt treat a bro's mother with the same dignity, honor, and respect that thou shalt treat thine own mother. (Exodus 20:12; John 19:26-27)
  11. Bros shall never use emoticons on @Twitter, especially when tagging other bros. #ChristianBroCode
  12. When a bro is preaching, thou must always affirm him with an "Amen, bro." (Eph. 4:29)
  13. Acceptable "bro" nicknames include: Broseph, Brosephus, Bropocalypse, Bronabas, Brobednago, Brotholomew, Bronesimus, Bromothy, Broliath, Brolijah, and Broaz.
  14. A bro shall not allow another bro to declare any meat unclean, especially bacon. (Romans 14:16)
  15. Bros shalt not say "YOLO" ... ever. (John 3:3)
  16. When selecting one's bros, diversity of race and socioeconomic status is acceptable and encouraged. (Leviticus 25:35; Galatians 3:28)
  17. When selecting bros, a few is better than many. Facebook is not conducive to becoming bros. (Prov. 18:24, ESV) 
  18. Thou shalt not hassle thy bro with foolishness, lest thou spoil the bromance. (Titus 3:9) [contributed by Mike Blissett of Chicago] 
  19. [NEW] Thou shalt not engage in any wager involving currency. But a friendly laying of odds involving man points, honor, or silly feats of humiliation is acceptable. (1 Timothy 6:10) [contributed by Steve Houser of Songtan, South Korea]
  20. [NEW] Thou shalt peruse thine bro's library upon entering his abode, find one book with which thou disagree, and smite him. It is for thine bro's good. (Titus 1:10-16) [contributed by Steven Houser of Songtan, South Korea]
  21. [NEW] Thou shalt periodically engage in sword fights with thine bros--both figurative and literal. (Proverbs 27:17) [contributed by Jason Lantz of Songtan, South Korea]
  22. [NEW] Thou shalt always require thine bros to provide tangible proof of their boasted accomplishments, particularly ones highlighting bravery or heroism (John 20:25) [contributed by Jason Lantz of Songtan, South Korea]
    I invite Christian bros everywhere to assist me in the production of the Christian Bro Code. Please leave comments below regarding articles that you believe ought to be added.

    [Note: The Christian Bro Code is the brainchild of my 4th period philosophy class-Hailey, Karalee, Hannah, Griffin, Luke, Shane, Mark, and Will. Thanks, class. You're good bros.]
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    Tuesday, November 27, 2012

    Should Christians include Santa in Christmas?

    Santa Claus is an enduring figment of western society's collective imagination, designed to deliver a certain kind of annual euphoria to children and moral leverage to parents. The historiography of jolly ol' St. Nick is about as varied and complicated as that of the U.S. Civil War, but certain historical outlines become fairly obvious upon observation (see the video below). But, this post is not about the history of Santa, as it is largely irrelevant. What matters to the question of whether Christians should include Santa in Christmas is what Santa is now.

    Santa as narrative

    "Santa" is more than a crimson-clad cookiephile; he's the personification of an entire narrative. His story includes Mrs. Claus, tiny working elves, a flying sleigh and reindeer, moral omniscience, and a magical toy factory at the North Pole. He has a jolly laugh, rosy red cheeks, and a twinkle in his eye. He has a grandfatherly sweetness about him that children can trust. Santa is a sweet and fun story for children.

    A brief History of Santa Claus

    What is most convenient about the modern (American) Santa is that he is essentially secular. That is, he appeals to most people, regardless of religious belief. Everyone loves Christmas, with its gift giving, festive music, and diversion from the otherwise-depressing winter solstice. But, not everyone loves Jesus or the Christian religion. (This should be no surprise to anyone.) Santa provides a secular narrative backbone to the cultural tradition of Christmas. This is necessary, because traditions do not survive without stories. At least for young children, who are credulous by nature, Santa keeps the tradition of Christmas alive in an increasingly secular culture. Without some associated story, we would all lose Christmas.

    Secular Christmas?

    Is a secular Christmas so bad? After all, the Bible doesn't command that we celebrate Christmas. While Jesus' birth is described in the Bible (Luke 2:16ff), it doesn't mention the exact date. In fact, we're not even certain of the year, much less the month, of Jesus' birth. [1] If Christmas were completely secular to begin with, it is not clear that it would be immoral to celebrate it, so long as we avoided pagan Sun worship and the excesses of greedy consumerism. It could be a secular, civic institution like Thanksgiving. It would, of course, not be called Christ-mas. Perhaps it would be called "Festivus," as in the sitcom Seinfeld. If Christ had never been any part of Christmas, it would not necessarily be wrong to celebrate a gift giving solstice festival.


    "Festivus" is an entirely secularized version of
    Christmas that was invented by George Castanza's
    father. The reason it doesn't work is that it doesn't
    have a compelling narrative.

     Are we lying to our children?

    Is it immoral to perpetuate the myth of Santa Claus with children? Again, not necessarily. The distinction between fiction and non-fiction is not so clear for young children anyway. Do 3-year-old little boys know that Bob the Builder, Dora, Barney, and Ronald McDonald aren't real? It seems unlikely that a young child would even understand the category of "not real." At the point that a child does begin to understand the concept of "not real," parents who want to keep the myth alive must take increasingly drastic steps to conceal the truth, until it becomes too absurd to keep it up. Then, the story ends. It is at this point--when the child begins to understand "not real"--that parents are faced with a real moral dilemma. How far is too far to push the myth? When is the age of [parental] accountability? [2]

    The problem with Santa

    There is a problem with the Christian use of Santa, however. By comparison to the Incarnation of Christ, the narrative of Santa is paltry (pitiful, small, slight, inconsequential, puny, measly, etc...[3]). The intrusion of the divine upon the mundane in order to sacrificially save those who rejected him as Father and Creator is a narrative without equal, and yet Christians have too often substituted the relatively meager Santa story. How many Christian children know as much about the birth and life of Jesus as they know about Santa, the reindeer, and the tiny elves? How many parents who have walked on the roof of their homes to sound like Santa have gone to equal lengths to make the Gospel come alive?

    Why spend so much effort keeping up the Santa story and so little teaching children about the magnificently beautiful Incarnation? Has familiarity bred contempt for the story of the Incarnation? Have we lost the ability to tell good stories? Or, have we quit reading and reflecting upon the Incarnation? It is beyond the scope of this post to diagnose the cause, but the prognosis is clear -- substituting Santa for the far superior and historically real Incarnation of Jesus inhibits our children's ability to appreciate the beauty of God's narrative.

    Christmas is a fun and memorable holiday, which is tailor-made for children. What an opportunity Christian parents are given every single year to communicate the Gospel to their children. Why wouldn't parents, teachers, and other children's workers take maximum advantage of this holiday to penetrate their young hearts and minds with the glory of God's gospel?

    The problem is not Santa per se but that the Santa narrative is an unnecessary adulteration of a better story. (For a reminder of the story, please listen to and reflect on the video below.)

    This is a particularly poignant telling of the Gospel
    by Christian theologian R.C. Sproul of Ligonier
    Ministries. After hearing the Gospel it is simply
    difficult to care much about Santa.
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    [1] That's not to say that we aren't certain of his birth itself. The fact of Jesus' birth, death, and life enjoys a great deal of historical support, not the least of which is the historical document of the Bible itself. The historical evidence suggests that Christians celebrated the birth of Jesus (the Incarnation) very early, but the date of December 25 was instituted later, because that date happened to be the date of a winter solstice festival, which was a time to worship the Sol Invictus (The Unconquerable Sun).  Some Christians bemoaned this assimilation of that date into Christian tradition while others accepted it as an opportunity to baptize a pagan holiday. The Catholic Encyclopedia has a well-documented account of the historiography of the Christmas holiday.
    [2] I'm of the opinion that, when a child does have a firm grip on "real" and "not real," at whatever age that may be, keeping up the act becomes increasingly immoral.
    [3] Thank you, thesaurus.com.

    Wednesday, November 7, 2012

    Thinking Differently About Poverty

    Being poor is not just about money, or the lack of it. Poverty is a multifaceted condition that requires an equally multifaceted definition. There has been much debate by Christians, NGOs, governments, and the United Nations on precisely what constitutes "poverty," but there is one element that has been too often overlooked by everyone when it comes to ministering to the poor -- poverty is fundamentally an inability to make meaningful decisions.

    Think about all of the important decisions that you make in a day. [1] You must decide what you are going to wear, where you are going to eat lunch, whether you will gas up the car before or after work, or what you will make for dinner with your family. Or, maybe you're making more high-stakes decisions: What pediatrician will I choose for my children? Where will I go to college? Should I buy a sedan or an SUV? Will we have an indoor or an outdoor wedding? Should we move to a neighborhood that has better schools? Which church offers the best childcare program? These are all questions that the truly poor do not have the luxury of even asking themselves, because they don't have the resources to even execute them. This is why poverty is not ultimately about money; it is about not having the meaningful margins of life that money affords us.

    The poor do not usually get to decide where to eat or what to eat. They eat when food comes along. It might be a handout of some sort, a meager paycheck from some temporary work, or the tiny bag of chips that were purchased with the quarter found on the ground that day. The poor do not get to pick the schools that their children attend. They will attend whatever school serves the poor community they live in, and, due to systemic inequalities, those schools are often sub par. They don't get to decide what to wear to a job interview or how to dress their kids so they won't get teased. They wear whatever they can get, whether it is made for their size and gender or not.

    Poverty makes one a passive recipient at the mercy of the system, of the neighborhood, and of the wealthy that surround them (in other neighborhoods, of course).

    The despair of endless meaningless days:

    Imagine living this passive existence in which you make no meaningful decisions. There is no Sabbath in which your mind is free to reflect, to dream, to rest. It is just one unending week. Everyday is the same. Consider the father of three who daily feels emasculated by the fact that he can't be the leader for his family, because there are no meaningful leadership decisions to be made. Or think of the mother who desperately wants to feed her daughters more often than once per day. There are children whose only sure daily meal comes from school. This means the weekends and summers are times of famine rather than fun. It means that the parents' only moment of security for their child's welfare is when the family is not together.

    It is likely that most Christians (including myself until only relatively recently) have never really thought of poverty in this manner. This aspect of poverty is so much more moving, because it no longer just involves money. What hangs in the balance is not a wage, but a person's sense of humanity. Christians ought to be in the business of reconciling people with their God-given humanity, which is created imago dei.

    In light of this definition, how should Christians approach poverty and ministering to their poor neighbors? First, we must recognize that not all poverty is the result of sinfulness on the part of the poor person. While that may be the case some times (Prov. 13:18; 20:13), other times the poor are genuinely the helpless victims of circumstances, or worse, the injustice of others. (Prov. 13:23; Ecclesiastes 4:1; Psalm 12:5) Ignoring that the poor are sometimes poor due to the sins of others is a bit of willful ignorance, both of reality and of the Scriptures. In reality, it is probably a mixture of the two. This fact -- that our problems are caused by ourselves and by others -- is true of everyone. Nonetheless, God's desire for his people is that they care for the poor, the oppressed, and the weak.

    In the Old Testament law that God gave to the ancient Jews, God built in structural protections for the poor. Although the OT law was fulfilled in Christ and does not apply directly to Christians, the spirit of the law does reflect the unwavering heart of God. In the old covenant, the land was to remain fallow every seventh year so that the un-landed poor may work it. (Ex. 23:11) The debts of the poor were to be cancelled every seventh year in order to break cycles of poverty. (Deut. 15:2) The poor were permitted to partake of the crops they passed by, so long as they only used their hands, a legal protection that Jesus and his followers took advantage of. (Deut. 23:24-25; Matt 12:1) Likewise, farmers were forbidden to harvest the corners of their field so that they may be left for the poor, like Ruth the Moabitess. (Leviticus 19:9-10; Ruth 2:2-3) Sodom was condemned for not helping the poor and needy. (Ezek 16:49)

    God's concern for the poor is not limited to the OT. Take note of the many New Testament references to caring for the poor. (Luke 14:12-14; Luke 18:22; Romans 15:25-29; Romans 12:13; James 2:5-7; Galatians 2:10; Ephesians 4:28; James 1:27)

    It is clear that God's own heart is with the poor, but the question is how should we love the poor?

    Why a money-only approach does more harm than good:

    On the surface, the most obvious solution to poverty is to give money to the poor. However, given the definition put forth here, money is not ultimately the problem. The problem is the inability to make meaningful decisions. Throwing money (or material things) at such a problem could actually only multiply problems. This is especially the case with multi-generational poverty. Imagine, for example, an adult who is poor and was born into poverty. She has likely never made a meaningful life decision. Now imagine that she spends the only dollar to her name on a lottery ticket out of desperation and wins one million dollars. Will she suddenly know how to make wise decisions with her money? No. How could she? She has never been equipped with the tools and wisdom necessary to handle such money.

    Money alone is not the answer (although sacrificial giving of money will be required). What the poor need is to live (and love) in a community that will raise them up. This provision is made in OT law as well. In Leviticus, the Jews were required to help the poor as they would an alien or a temporary resident "so that he can continue to live among [the community]." (Lev. 25:35) The poor needed the community, and God would not permit the community to kick them out or hide them away in trailer park ghettos on the other side of town.

    The same is the case here. More than money, the poor need our love, our friendship, and our community. They need discipleship. They need a hug, a person who knows their name and the names of their children. They need someone to give them advice, and they need someone to ask them for advice. They need to stand shoulder to shoulder with others with whom they are equals before God, worshiping Him in all his glory.

    They need to feel significant. Before giving a poor person money, look her in the eyes, ask her name, and get to know her for the beautiful, image-bearing person she is. Then, break bread with her.

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    [1] If you're reading this blog post, there is a very high probability that you are not living in poverty, as the truly poor do not usually enjoy the luxury of reading blogs.
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    Comments, questions, and discussion are welcome. 

    Thursday, November 1, 2012

    On Worldly Wisdom and Stupid Internet Quotes (#1)

    In my time spent on Twitter (@ChazMooney) and Google+, I've come across countless nuggets of worldly wisdom. So, I've started to collect the worst of them one at a time, like lent from a belly button. As I accumulate them, I'll post them here with what I hope is a reasoned, biblical response. I've tried not to be too snarky, but some of these quotes deserve a somewhat curmudgeonly response.

    "Love isn't all about flirting, hugs, kisses, and sex. Love is about having the ability to take all those things away and still having feelings for that person." --unknown

    Let it be clear, I'm not opposed to feelings, flirting, hugs, and kissing. They are all wonderful things that add to the goodness of this life. However, they must never be confused with love. To equate love with feelings is to cheapen love and eventually kill it. According to this bit of prepubescent Internet wisdom, love is the ability to have feelings for someone despite the lack of certain types of physical and emotional contact. This is nonsense. People do not have direct control over their feelings. No amount of will power can make you feel a certain way when you don't. If it were a matter of the will, no one would ever feel hungry, or sad, or depressed, or anxious. This is simply contrary to the human experience. What we can do is change the patterns and habits of our life in such a way that we can systematically, but slowly and indirectly, begin to change the way we feel. This is done partially through flirting, hugs, kisses, and mutually edifying sexual contact (within the confines of a marriage relationship only). One can also foster good "feelings" toward loved ones by praying for them, by complimenting them behind their back, and secretly and repeatedly doing random acts of kindness for them. All of these things indirectly alter the way we feel, but we cannot just choose to feel a certain way at any given moment. Feelings are good, but they are fleeting.

    Love, on the other hand, is a sheer act of the will. It is choosing to put another before yourself. It is choosing to sacrifice your own feelings, aspirations, resources, and opportunities to seek the best for another person. It is risking your life to save another. It is daily cleaning and caring for your wife who has Alzheimer's and treats you poorly because she has no idea who you are. It is spending your life's savings to adopt a child whom you've never met and who will sadly live out the rest of her days in an orphanage if you don't. It is willfully dying on a cross for the very people who nailed you to it.
    The confusion of love and feelings has tragic consequences, not the least of which is the destruction of marriage. Marriages often end because married couples often don't "feel" in love anymore. Or, because one spouse "feels" more in love with another person. Love is a commitment for better or worse, in sickness and health, in richness and poverty, and in times of feeling and no feelings.  Whoever wrote this bit of wisdom needs to grow up and quit thinking like a 6th grader. 

    "Having a rough morning? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? That's called purpose. You're alive for a reason. Don't give up." --unknown

    This one immediately stimulates my gag reflex, resulting in incessant dry heaving. It sounds as if it was written by a middle-class 12-year-old girl who is high on puppy dogs, glitter, and fairy dust. As a Christian, I would obviously agree that life is infused with purpose, and every moment is thoughtfully crafted by our Almighty God with his own glory in mind. There is no purposeless moment. However, this quote gets at the heart of our vaguely and irrationally optimistic society. We (in America) are a culture that loves things like hope and purpose and yet we reject God. What, therefore, is the source of our hope and purpose? We have none. As Francis Schaeffer illustrated in The God Who Is There, our culture has taken an irrational leap of faith toward faith itself. We don't have faith in any known God who is actually there and has actually done something to which we can look forward, but we have faith in faith for faith's sake. I don't wake up in the morning and blindly choose to have faith that everything is going to be alright; I'm convinced by reasonable reflection, the constancy of God's provision, and the self-authentication of God's Word that faith in Jesus Christ has secured for me an eternal inheritance and a resurrection body of which I will one day take hold. That is why my day has purpose, and that is why I can get through bad days. I don't get that optimism, however, from some subjective feeling that I receive by feeling the beating of my own heart. At any moment that heart could stop. What hope will I have then?

    "Sometimes, you have to give up on people. not because you don't care but because they don't."

     This is a bit of Pharisaical sleight of hand. The one saying it sounds noble and places the blame squarely on the one who does not reciprocate. I'm not suggesting that I have never wanted to "give up on people." I certainly have, but that is a sin for which I must repent--not a sin for which I must give a self-righteous justification. This idea leaves its speaker on a higher moral plane than the one spoken of, a concept that is foreign to the Scriptures. Even the Apostle Paul, one of the greatest Christians to live declared himself, under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, "the chief of sinners."

    The Scriptures call us to love the world that hates us. Jesus said to follow him is to "take a up your cross." Through the prophet Hosea, God modeled his relationship to his own people. Hosea was told to take a prostitute as a wife and to pursue her with his deepest love and devotion all days of his life even if she continually committed adultery. God, forgive us if we "give up" on anyone.

    Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? 
    Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 
    (1 Corinthians 1:20, ESV)


    Please, comment below with the worldly wisdom that you find on the Internet.

    Monday, October 29, 2012

    What Is a "Human" in The Walking Dead? [season 1 spoilers only]

    Rick Grimes rides into Atlanta, now a zombie wasteland.
    I'm addicted to The Walking Dead. 

    The Walking Dead is AMC's unconventional but hit drama that depicts the lives of a small band of people in Georgia who have (so far) survived a global zombie apocalypse. The vast majority of the global population has not. [1] In this post-apocalyptic world, zombies (mindless, flesh-craving corpses) roam the cities, open roads, and country-side looking for a fresh human meal. The drama that ensues (among the living) is fascinating, compelling, and addicting.

    Because a fair number of Christians (in my circles anyway) are watching The Walking Dead, it is a topic worthy of Christian reflection. There are a number of aspects of the show that deserve Christian analysis. This analysis is limited to the worldview of the Walking Dead universe and how it answers the question, what is a human being?

    [Spoiler alert: There are spoilers from season 1 only.]

    What is a human being?

    a "walker" from Season 1, episode 2
    Any worldview must address a handful of questions, and arguably the most hotly debated one is "What is a human being?" [2] The one thing that is clear from the very first episode is that the zombies (called "walkers") are not "human." The viewer doesn't get the impression that there is any moral dilemma for the living when they kill the walkers--a task accomplished solely by shooting, smashing, or stabbing the zombie's head, thereby destroying the brain. The distinction between the living and the zombies is made clear when Rick, the unofficial group leader, refuses to allow the group to kill a member who is known to be "infected" but has not yet "died" and become a zombie. Rick says, "We don't kill the living." Once zombies, however, Rick leads the pack in hunting them down. (see the infographic below)

    an amusing infographic on Season 1 zombie kill ratios
    In the Walking Dead universe, what does it mean to be "living," or to be "human"? It is nearly unanimous among the characters that the zombies are not human. Why not? As a Christian, I kept listening for some clue words, such as "conscience" or "soul," which might indicate some sort of theistic dualism. The person dies, the soul leaves the body, and then the body, by some mysterious mechanism, rises from the dead without a soul. This is dualistic, because it assumes that the human is both body and soul. When just a body, the human would essentially become a soul-less animal, bent on the pure instinctual drive to eat living flesh--human and otherwise.

    To my dismay, this is not the direction that the producers took. In the final episode of season 1, the viewer is given an entirely naturalistic explanation by Dr. Edwin Jenner of the Atlanta Center for Disease Control (CDC). Essentially, the individual and the entire brain dies. Then, within a short period of time, the brain begins to reboot due to some kind of still-unknown virus, bacteria, or parasite. Jenner calls this the "second event." But, Dr. Jenner explains, only the brain stem reactivates, leaving the rest of the brain, "the part that makes you 'human'," dead. Jenner's explanation for what makes us human (emotions, desires, experiences, morality, memories, personality, love, etc...) all lie within the function of the physical brain.

    While zombies can be a useful, if fictional, metaphor for what a human would be like without a soul, the writers have gone naturalistic. Season 2 will depict a bit more religious dialogue, but the essence of human-ness remains uncontestedly naturalistic. While it really doesn't take away from the story, such a naturalistic assumption does present some serious philosophical problems.

    Problems with naturalism:

    First, in a purely naturalistic worldview, there can be no free will, a consequence that is not even hinted at in the show. [3] The reason there can be no free will is that human actions would be determined entirely by the brain's electro-chemical state. It leads to hard determinism.

    Secondly, it is impossible for objective morality to exist if morality is merely the chemical functioning of the brain to make us nice, whatever that would mean. What makes the show a drama is the constant moral conflict, particularly between alpha males Rick and Shane. What is the right thing to do given our present, incredible circumstance? If brain chemistry is all there is, moral dilemmas are merely an illusion.

    Thirdly, if the physical brain is all there is, then Dale's and others' insistence upon Andrea that suicide would be a "cop-out" is baseless. Why does it matter? If to be human is mere brain function, then life is without any meaning or purpose. The show's insistence to hang on to hope (a message with which I absolutely agree) is in contradiction to its own philosophical moral foundation, or lack thereof. In a purely naturalistic worldview, there can be no objective moral law. There can only be a Darwinian drive for survival.

    Though I'm compelled by the human drama of the story, there is not sufficient reason given in the show to believe in human-ness. When it comes to the question of what makes a human, the worldview of The Walking Dead is inconsistent and even contradictory. In the end, there really is no difference between the zombies and the living, except the amount of brain function. [4]

    The biblical view of humanity.

    The Christian worldview sees a human as a dualistic being, comprised of both body and soul. Humans are a spiritual-physical unit, the elements of which are only meant to be separated temporarily at death. (2 Cor. 5:8) When humans die, their souls are separated from their bodies, but they are eventually reunited in the great resurrection. (1 Cor. 15:42-44) This hope of perfect resurrection is central and necessary to Christian eschatology. Without such a doctrine as a fully, restorative resurrection, the Christian religion would be reduced to a pitiable social activity. (1 Cor. 15:16-19) This soul, which is immaterial like God himself, is what guarantees full human-ness, and it is what makes the human being transcend to a higher, objective moral reality. Humans can know a moral code, not only because it is wired into our brains, but because it was written by the One who wired them. (Romans 2:14-15)

    Perhaps the zombie is a metaphor for what a human would be if it was stripped of its soul. Without a soul, arguably, humans lose their conscience. This is precisely what a zombie is. It is a soul-less and conscience-less being. It is completely void of personhood, morality, and self-awareness, essentially reduced to the status of a rabid animal.

    It is the soul that separates us from rabid dogs and zombies. Is that what atheistic naturalists would have us believe? Can we really be nothing more than living bodies? [5]

    (Keep watch for the forthcoming post on Nietzschean ethics in The Walking Dead.)

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    [1] In motion picture, zombies have historically been the subject of outright comedies (Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead) and campy horror flicks (such as The Evil Dead trilogy). The zombie genre is not generally treated with the seriousness that it is in The Walking Dead.
    [2] According to James Sire's excellent work The Universe Next Door, there are 7 essential questions that must be answered in order for a belief system to constitute a fully-formed worldview. What is a human being? is one of them.The reason that I suspect this is the most hotly debated one is that it is central to debates regarding abortion and euthanasia.
    [3I, of course, don't fault the writers for this omission, because a long philosophical aside on the merits and limitations of naturalism simply wouldn't make a very good show.
    [4] If a higher level of brain function is what makes us human, then the unborn, the underdeveloped, and those with severe cognitive disabilities are subhuman. This type of naturalistic thinking will inevitably lead to a society as ready to kill them as Rick is willing to kill a zombie.
    [5] This should not be taken as an argument against atheism. It is merely a question that atheists have failed to adequately answer.

    Thursday, October 4, 2012

    Will Science Someday Rule Out The Possibility of God? (Part 2)

    (In Part 1 I argued that the occasion of Dr. Carroll's claims can be a useful call to authentic Christian faith. In Part 2 I will address the philosophical claim that there could potentially be a theory of everything so encompassing that God is rendered totally useless.)

    All philosophical views of the universe can be broken down into two distinct categories--"closed" universes and "open" universes. Dr. Carroll's naturalistic view of the universe is necessarily closed. This means that there are no transcendent forces or beings (i.e. God, Allah, Hare Krishna, Zeus, etc...) that may intervene in the universe from the outside. Therefore, an explanation of this universe must be self-contained. For instance, any explanation of the beginning and/or existence of the universe must be entirely naturalistic--without any appeal to the supernatural (that which is outside of the material realm, such as God, Heaven, Hell, angels, demons, etc...).

    Open views of the universe, however, allow for outside intervention from the supernatural (meaning, above the natural) realm. This view permits the existence of a transcendent God who is the creator and even sustainer of his/its universe. Some form of this open view is held by orthodox Christianity, as the Scriptures reveal that Jesus is the pre-existent creator and sustainer of the universe. (Colossians 1:15-17).

    Dr. Carroll is suggesting that the universe is in fact closed but that humans have postulated the existence of God, because we are yet to discover an entirely self-contained theory of everything. Humans have imagined this "God of the Gaps" in order to fill in our knowledge gaps. If this is the case, then it is conceivable that, as science advances, religion will retreat. According to this "secularization thesis," as it has come to be known among historians, there is an inverse relationship between human religiosity and the state of scientific knowledge. More science equals less religion.

    There are two problems with Dr. Carroll's assumption however. First, the secularization thesis as a historical model has proven to be a false prophet and is increasingly discredited for historians. Secondly, on a philosophical level, the concept of a closed universe is self-defeating, because it fails to account for why the universe exists and fails to account for knowledge itself.

    Secularization Theory

    Up through most of the 20th century, intellectual historians came to argue that progress in science would eventually replace religion. This came to be known as the "secularization thesis" and, in the 1950s, it would have been very difficult to refute, because the Church had sunken into cultural irrelevance. However, in the 21st century, this thesis faces some major hurdles--most notably the ubiquitous religiosity of American society. If the secularization thesis is true, why is the most modernized nation in the world one of the most deeply religious? Christian apologist and intellectual Dinesh D'Souza writes, "If secularization were proceeding inexorably, then religious people should be getting less religious, and so conservative churches should be shrinking and liberal churches growing. In fact, the opposite is the case." [1]

    Globally industrializing nations, such as India and China, are exploding with religious belief. In these and other countries in South America and Africa, religious belief, especially Christianity, is expanding beyond all expectations. While the center of gravity is clearly moving to the southern hemisphere, global Christianity is advancing inexorably.

    Today, secularization thesis is in shambles, because its predictions simply didn't come true, except maybe in Europe, which is arguably an exception to the rule, rather than the rule itself. [2] Dr. Carroll's apparent assumption that religious belief and scientific progress/modernization are inversely related has simply proven to be historically false.

    But, what may we make of his claim philosophically? The concept of a closed universe presents a couple of philosophical problems--one ontological (philosophy of being), the other, epistemological (philosophy of knowledge).

    The incomplete ontology of a closed universe

    There are many cosmological models as to how the universe started and continues to exist, but, for the sake of brevity and at the risk of creating a straw man, only the "standard model" will be dealt with here. [3] According to the standard model, the universe, as we currently observe it, is expanding at an ever-increasing rate. Given enough time, it seems, the universe will die a cold, dark death. If that is the case, then the universe must have had a singular starting point about 13.7 billion years ago, because expansion in reverse is recession toward a central point. This point is what physicists call the "singularity"-- a point of near-infinite density, gravity, and energy. Imagine all of the mass in the universe (and the fabric of space-time itself) squeezed down to a point smaller than the head of a ball-point pen.

    Here's the problem, as it stands now--mathematics and physics only makes sense back to one Planck time (10^(-43) seconds) after the big bang, the point before which all rules of physics necessarily break down. This means that science can't possibly describe the singularity itself. It is a complete mystery that lies outside the bounds of known physics.

    However, let's assume that some yet-to-be-discovered theory could enable scientists to penetrate this infinitesimal temporal barrier of 10^(-43) seconds after the big bang. This hypothetical theory could tell us something about the singularity and how it exploded and rapidly expanded to the universe as we know it, but it can't tell us why the singularity itself exists. This is the grand unanswerable question for advocates of the closed universe--why does the universe exist rather than nothing at all? By definition, there can be no natural (or what Carroll calls "self-contained") theory for where nature came from.

    The faulty epistemology of a closed universe

    The question of why the universe exists is an ontological (related to being) question. There also lies a fundamental epistemological problem within a self-contained naturalistic theory. This has been argued by both Christian analytical philosopher Alvin Plantinga and surprisingly by well-known atheist philosopher, Thomas Nagel. If nature is all there is and the human mind is the accidental development of some sort of blind Darwinian process, then there is no reason to believe that the human brain (or mind?) is a tool that is aimed at determining what is true. For example, belief in God would have to be explained as some sort of genetic mutation within the human species that was naturally selected for its life-preserving qualities. It's not that God's existence is true but that believing it somehow contributes to the prolonged survival of a species. If this is true, then all knowledge that humans possess must be the result of the same survival-seeking process. Therefore, the brain is merely an organ aimed at survival--not truth. If that is the case, how can the statement "Nature is all there is" (a belief) be accepted as a true statement? At best, one can only claim that holding that belief makes one more likely to survive. Naturalism is logically self-defeating. If true, we can't know anything, including the proposition that nature is all there is. What this means for Dr. Carroll is that his acceptance of some unifying theory of everything is nothing more than chemical reactions in his mind aimed at his own survival. The belief may or may not correspond to actual reality. In fact, it seems that the chances of a belief generated by the natural chemical-electrical stimulation of the brain actually being true are extremely low.

    Conclusion

    In the end, it seems that the problem is that Dr. Carroll is a gifted physicist making unsubstantiated metaphysical claims. While his credentials as a physicist are unimpeachable, his philosophical claims lack any warrant. There logically cannot be a "self-contained" (or naturalistic) theory of everything, because, even if a theory could describe the singularity and how it inflated, this theory could not answer the question of why anything exists at all. And, any purely naturalistic theory would be logically self-defeating.

    Appendix in footnote [4]


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    [1] Dinesh D'Souza, What's So Great About Christianity (Carol Stream, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, 2007) 6-7.; Christian denominations that in the 20th century embraced a liberal ideology that essentially agreed with secularization thesis have died quite abruptly. The Presbyterian, Episcopal, and United Church of Christ are all roughly at half the membership they were in 1960. In addition, conservative denominations, such as the Southern Baptist Church, which grew from 8.7 million in 1960 to 16.4 million in 2005, have doubled in size.
    [2] The one area of the world that might support secularization theory is Europe whose native religious belief has clearly receded as it has modernized. But, this makes Europe a statistical outlier, an exception to the rule. This being the case, there is likely another cause for the recession of religious belief in Europe other than the advance of science.
    [3] For an excellent overview of each of the competing cosmological models with an analysis of their strengths and weaknesses from an informed Christian perspective, see pages 126-138 of William Lane Craig's Reaonsable Faith: Christian Truth and Apologetics or Stephen Hawkings A Brief History of Time.
    [4] No part of Christian belief conflicts with the claims of hard science (physics, chemistry, etc...). For instance, if the Bible claimed that the sun was made of gold or that the Earth was flat or that center of the Earth was occupied by Fraggles, I would have to either reject Christianity or at least my belief in the inerrancy of the Scriptures. To borrow Plantinga's thesis in Where the Conflict Really Lies, there is only superficial conflict with the forensic sciences (i.e. evolutionary biology and cosmology). It would seem that most evolutionary biologists and cosmologists reject belief in a transcendent God, because they are committed to entirely naturalistic explanations of origins, even if they don't know what those explanations are. The problem that forensic sciences (as opposed to hard sciences) have is that they are trying to establish the likelihood that some past event (e.g. the big bang) happened in some particular way. It is impossible to recreate that actual event in a lab for empirical observation. Scientists can recreate what they think the variables were at the time and then try to recreate what they think happened, but they can't recreate the original event itself. It already happened. It's over. Forensics is only about probabilities, which can be high or low. I would argue that evolutionary biology and origins cosmology are not nearly as scientific as, say, physics or chemistry, because, in order to count as scientific knowledge, a phenomenon must be repeated and observed in an experiment. No one can observe the big bang or Darwinian evolution. Any evolutionist or cosmologist who claims that his view rules out the existence of God has bitten off more than he can chew.

    Wednesday, September 26, 2012

    Will Science Someday Rule Out The Possibility of God? (Part 1)

    Recently theoretical physicist Dr. Sean Carroll from the California Institute of Technology (Cal Tech) made a cultural splash when he suggested that the inevitable progress of science may rule out the possibility of the existence of God. He argued that, given enough time, science will be able to give us a theory of the universe that is entirely "self-contained," meaning that there will be no need to postulate the existence of God. Is he right? In one sense, he is quite right--but only if "God" is defined as a postulated deus ex machina. If, however, we define "God" as the biblical Yahweh--the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob--then, no, he is not right. Dr. Carroll's splash, while not at all threatening to faith in the one true God of the Scriptures, does serve as a helpful call to a self-criticism of the Church's theology. How do we define God?

    deus ex machina

    a portion of Michelangelo's fresco on the Sistine Chapel.
    "Deus ex machina" is a Latin phrase, which means "god out of the machine." In literature, it means that the playwright or author has introduced an arbitrary and external element in order to keep the plot going. This element is external in that it has nothing to do with the setting, characters, or actions of the play. In the case of ancient Greek stage plays, this was done by lowering an actor, playing one of the many Greek gods, onto the stage by way of ropes and pullies (or machines) so that he may alter the plot, which did not previously involve him. From a literary perspective, this is an illegitimate move that merely exposes the author's inability to write a solid plot. Of course, legitimate use of a god may be made by integrating the god throughout the narrative (i.e. Homer's Odyssey and Iliad). In philosophy, deux ex machina means that one appeals arbitrarily to a transcendent being (i.e. God) in order to make his philosophical system work. [1] To commit a deus ex machina in philosophy is considered to be equally illegitimate as it is in literature.

    If the Christian God is merely defined or treated as an entity, which must be postulated to make our moral or natural system work, then the Church may face a crisis of belief as science progresses. If, as Dr. Carroll proposes, someone could come up with a scientific theory of everything that could uphold Christian commitments to morality and community, then it is conceivable that this deus ex machina could be written out of the play. The only obstacle that remains is that science is still a lousy playwright. But, she's getting better.

    Is God merely a postulated entity that must be believed in in order to make sense of everything else? Or, is God the Personal Being that we encounter when we pray and meditate on the Scriptures? Ultimately, God is not a human philosophical crutch. He is the God who revealed Himself perfectly in history as the Incarnated Jesus Christ (Hebrews 1:3), who penetrates human hearts through the power of His Word (Hebrews 4:12), and who calls his elect to salvation through the effectual drawing of the Holy Spirit (John 6:44) . It is this God who has legitimately integrated himself into the cosmological narrative that can't be reduced to a postulate and, therefore, eliminated by science.

    How is this not irrational fideism?

    Christian belief in the God of the Bible is potentially falsifiable, however. It is, therefore, not irrational or fideistic (faith for faith's sake). Christians would have good reason to abandon their faith, for instance, if the whole world flooded (Genesis 9:11) or if we definitively found the dead body of Jesus (1 Corinthians 15:14). [2] Likewise, Christians would have good reason to abandon their acceptance of the inerrancy of the Scriptures if, in fact, Darwin's thesis that all life originated from a single organism could be definitively proven, because the book of Genesis claims that God created "each [animal] according to its kind." [3] (Genesis 1:11, 21, 24) 

    God as a philosophical crutch

    The reason that Dr. Carroll's claim is a much needed impetus for Christian self-criticism is that the Church (at least in America) is experiencing something of a philosophical revival, and that comes with some inherent dangers. Christian studies of worldview, philosophy, and apologetics have become a booming industry. [4] These studies are being emphasized heavily in Christian higher and secondary education, and some churches have even begun to implement apologetics into their teaching curriculum. This is a much-needed correction to the anti-science and anti-intellectual impulse of 20th-century American evangelicalism. However, like the Christian philosophical rationalists of the 17th century (i.e. Rene Descartes and Gottfried W. Leibniz), the contemporary Church could easily reduce its God to a rational postulate and little more.

    It is conceivable that a Christian could spend so much time considering the arguments for the existence of God and the consistency of his own worldview that he never really knows the God of the Scriptures personally. What a tragic judgment day that will make. (Matthew 7:21-23) Christians could read books about the inerrancy of the Scriptures but never actually read the Scriptures. Christians could quote line after line of C.S. Lewis, St. Anselm of Canterbury, or William Lane Craig, and not know a single line from the Old Testament. Christians could argue for the existence of God until blue in the face but never invite their neighbors to experience his saving grace now.

    In his work, Philosophy and the Christian Faith (1968), Colin Brown writes:
    "The God of the rationalists was a hypothetical abstraction, a deus ex machina, invoked to make the system work, but not one who was encountered personally in history and present experience. His existence was, moreover, based upon arguments which we have already seen to be dubious. It is not surprising, therefore, that, when later thinkers rejected the rationalist approach...they felt that God and religion had been disposed of altogether..."

    This controversy has provided the Church with an opportunity to ask itself: How do we define "God"?

    (In Part 1 I have argued that the occasion of Dr. Carroll's claims can be a useful call to authentic Christian faith. In Part 2 I will address the philosophical claim that there could potentially be a theory of everything so encompassing that God is rendered totally useless.)

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    [1] Not every reference to the transcendent God is a deus ex machina. The blogger Maverick Philosopher presents a good but lengthy discussion of how to distinguish legitimate usage of God from deus ex machina here.
    [2] What constitutes a "definitive" find is difficult to say, but, if I believed beyond a reasonable doubt that Jesus body had been found, I would leave the Christian faith, which would be reduced to a pitiable myth. (1 Cor. 15:14)
    [3] Some Christians maintain both theistic evolution and biblical inerrancy by stating that the Genesis account is poetic and, therefore, may be interpreted more symbolically and figuratively. Even if taken as poetry, however, I think it doesn't make sense to include the detail of each creature being created "according to its kind" if God created all biodiversity from a single living organism. At best, the theistic evolutionist would have to assume multiple original life forms to be consistent even with a poetic reading, and I think this position just collapses back into creationism. Given that, I believe that either Genesis or Darwin must be wrong. In this case, for a number of reasons, I believe Darwin is wrong. If the hang up for some is the age of the earth, I do believe that an "old earth creationist" view (God uniquely created each "kind" over a period of billions of years) is conceivably consistent with a more figurative reading of "day" in Genesis.
    [4] I teach systematic theology, apologetics, worldview, and philosophy at a private Christian high school.

    Monday, September 24, 2012

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Adoptive Parents

    The Mooney family on vacation
    My wife and I (both white) are the proud parents of two beautiful Korean children, so our family is  bi-racial. We're not only bi-racial, but we live in Arkansas--a state not exactly known for its cosmopolitan embrace of diversity and culture. When we go into public, we understandably draw attention, but we also inevitably draw stupid/inappropriate comments and questions. Below is my list of the top 10 things you shouldn't say to adoptive parents--especially in the case of obvious trans-racial adoptions like ours.

    All of these statements have been made to me and/or my wife in one form or another. I'm also including our responses. Whether we actually said them or just thought them can be your guess.
    1. "Is his/her dad Korean (or insert the applicable race)?" (spoken to April when she was alone with the kids) 
      • "As a matter of fact, he is!" 
      • Because it is not the business of a stranger asking, we usually just say "yes" and keep on moving, because, yes, our children's biological fathers are Korean. We don't feel obligated to go into an explanation for strangers.
    2. "Did ya'll have them babies?" (no kidding. I couldn't make this up. It happened at Taco Bell.)
      • There are no words for this. But, I would like to know if the milk man is Korean.
    3. "Can't you have your own children?" or "Did you adopt because you can't have children?" (I've only been asked this by strangers.)
      • "This is none of your business." 
      • This is a profoundly personal question, and, if it is the case that a couple can't have biological children, it can be a deeply hurtful question. Adoption should never be thought of as a back-up plan. While infertility may have prompted families to consider adoption, adoptive parents never think of their adopted children as secondary in any way. In fact, they soon don't even think of them as their adopted children. They are just their children.
    4. "Do you plan to have any real children?"
      • "Nope. We're plenty happy with these plastic ones."
    5. "Are they brother and sister?" (My children are not biologically related.)
      • "Yes. Yes they are." 
      • I get the spirit of the question. They want to know if the adopted children are biologically related to one another. If you must ask it, that is how you should ask it--"Are your children biologically related?" Just to be on the safe side; however, just don't ask. This is one of those questions in a gray area. For many families, it may be too personal to tell a stranger. As a side note, people frequently ask me if my children are twins. They are 18 months apart and not even related. They ask because the kids "look just alike." No, they don't look alike, my white friend. From an Asian perspective my children look as much alike as Justin Beiber and Mick Jagger.
    6. "We're about to get us one of them." (In this case, an excited soon-to-be adoptive grandmother said it.)
      • "Really? I hope you used a coupon!" 
      • They are human beings and should never be spoken of as a commodity. My children are not like chihuahuas that you can keep in your purse. They are human beings, made in God's image, who need love, affection, and a family just like every other human being on earth.
    7. "Are you going to tell them they're adopted?"
      • In my case, this question isn't even dignified with a response. However, in the case of same-race adoptions (especially if the children actually resemble the adoptive parents), it is not an appropriate question. In today's adoption culture, the vast majority of parents are open about the adoption. It is just a fact that the children will grow up with and never know any differently. If it is the very rare situation that the parent actually does plan to keep it a secret, they certainly will not want to tell you.
    8. "I bet they cost a lot." or "How much did you pay for your kids?"
      • I have no funny response to this. It is just flatly inappropriate, both in wording and content. First, it is illegal and immoral to buy a human being. You are not buying a human being; you are paying for the adoption services. There are many legal safeguards in place to protect both children and families. While I think the system is oversized, bloated, and infested with a plague of bureaucrats, some kind of system is necessary to protect everyone involved, and systems don't run without money. Except in the case that you are sincerely asking a close friend because you are considering adoption yourself, this question is never ever appropriate.
    9. "Why didn't their parents keep them?" 
      • Just don't. If you ask me this and my children are near enough to hear you, Ima take you out back and get all up in your Kool-Aid.
    10. "Why didn't you adopt a white baby?"
      • "If multiple races are good enough for God's beautiful creation, they're good enough for my family." 
      • Human babies need families--not just the babies of one particular race. While there are legitimate concerns about a child's self identity and psychological development in a multi-racial family, we have been trained in such details. We go to great lengths to keep our children connected to their home culture. The alternative is a life in foster care and/or an orphanage.
    So you don't become overly paranoid and awkwardly avoid the obvious (like I do with pregnant women), I'm including a list of things that are totally appropriate to say or ask. Remember, compliments help.
    1. "How long have you had your beautiful child(ren)? 
      • "Thank you very much. Our son came home three years ago, and our daughter, six months ago." 
    2. "What was it like the day you met your children for the first time?" 
      • Because adoptive parents usually weren't there for the birth of their children, some celebrate what they call "gotcha day." It's a day as significant as the birth, because it is the day the child came home to their "forever family."
    3. "I'm very interested to hear about the adoption process some time." 
      • Most adoptive parents I know (including us) do like to talk about adoption within appropriate parameters IF we can tell that the person genuinely wants to understand and doesn't just want to be nosy. Asking us this way allows us to set the boundaries that we're comfortable with. It also doesn't put us on the spot in, say, the checkout line at Wal-Mart. (A disproportionate number of inappropriate comments take place at Wal-Mart.)
    4. "Where are your precious children from?" 
      • "They are from South Korea." 
      • Don't try to guess by looking. There are many countries that are currently open to international adoption (i.e. Korea, China, Thailand, Ethiopia, Russia, etc...), so adoptive children could be from any part of the world. I completely understand that most Americans can't distinguish Koreans from Chinese from Thais from Japanese. Don't guess. Just ask. And, don't feel bad. I've been to Korea twice. They think I look just like every white actor they've ever seen--especially Conan O'Brian.
    I love to talk about adoption. Adoption is a beautiful thing and the best picture of the Gospel there is. We are all spiritual orphans, because we have been separated from our Father by our sin. And, yet, thanks to the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, God willfully adopts us into his family. All of God's children, with the exception of Jesus himself, are adopted.

    So please feel free to ask me about adoption, but do it within the etiquette I've provided above. If you come to me because you are genuinely considering the adoption process yourself, I'm going to be very open with you, because I want to encourage you to do it.

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    I encourage adoptive families who have other unacceptable or acceptable questions/statements to leave them as comments below.

    Sunday, September 16, 2012

    On Omnipotence: Chuck Norris, God, and the Unmovable Rock

    Just a few years ago, Chuck Norris jokes were a ubiquitous meme. Though the fad is fading, Chuck Norris still enjoys a satirical, yet heroic, status in American culture like the titans of Greek mythology. The titans were both men and gods. His name has been written in the still-drying cement of contemporary American culture by the proliferation of Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris jokes frequently bestow upon Chuck Norris some divine quality, such as: omnipotence (all-powerful), omniscience (all-knowing), omnipresence (all-present), etc... By my analysis, those that grant him omnipotence (all power) are further broken down into two categories: 1) the logically possible [but highly improbable] and 2) the logically impossible. [1]

    1) The logically possible [but highly improbable]:
    • "Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead--it's just afraid to move."
    • "Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land."
    • "Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with butter."
    2) The logically impossible:
    • "Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice."
    • "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
    • "Chuck Norris created a round square."
    God and the Logically Impossible:

    These jokes raise important questions about the nature of omnipotence and, therefore, about the nature of the God of the Christian Scriptures who truly is omnipotent. Can God do the logically impossible? Is doing the logically impossible part of the definition of divine omnipotence?

    Christian philosophers have long argued that God absolutely can do anything that is logically possible, even if it is physically impossible. For instance, God can cut a knife with butter, swim through land, or make a grizzly bear submit to life as a rug. In reality, Jesus was able to also raise the dead to life, walk on water, turn water into wine, heal the sick, appear in a locked room, and kill a fig tree with his voice. Omnipotence means that there is no logically possible thing that God can not do.

    Omnipotence, however, does not mean that God can do the logically impossible. God cannot, for instance, create a round square or create another God. Christians understandably are uncomfortable saying that there are things God can't do, but that shouldn't be the case. The Bible explicitly says there are things that God can't do. "It is impossible for God to lie," and "God cannot be tempted with evil." [2] From the Scriptures, we may also clearly deduce that God cannot be unloving, cannot be unjust, and cannot cease to exist. [3]

    God's inability to do the logically impossible should not be problematic for Christians, because the logical order of the universe itself is the result of the creation by an orderly Lord. God's own nature is what defines the logically possible; therefore, God's own nature is the only thing that constrains God.

    image from theresurgence.com.
    Can God create a rock so heavy that not even he can lift it?

    This question, often called the "omnipotence paradox" perfectly illustrates the issue at hand. If God can create the rock, he is not omnipotent, because he is unable to lift the rock. If he can't create the rock, he is not omnipotent, because he is unable to create it. In either case, God is not omnipotent. Those few critics of belief in God who actually still use this long-discredited paradox are asking an absurd question, which is logically so incomprehensible that it can't even be answered. They might as well have asked if God can gilibrate a loamy fragmoot. This question falsely assumes that omnipotence includes the ability to do the logically impossible, which orthodox Christian theology has never claimed. In short, the Christian must reply that that question can't be answered, because it is logically incoherent, as it would result in a universe that contains a logical contradiction--an irresistible force (God) and an unmovable object (the rock). If the world were to contain logical contradictions, nothing would make any sense at all.

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    [1] By "logically possible," I mean that it does not present a logical contradiction. For instance, "swimming through land" or "walking on water" are not contradictory propositions, despite the fact that they violate the laws of physics and are, therefore, improbable without a miracle. Physical impossibility does not mean logical impossibility.
    [2] Hebrews 6:18; James 1:13
    [3] All of these things are logically impossible for God, because God is, by definition, loving, kind, just, truthful, and necessarily existent.